Ass golem

A raccoon or two that has been shoved up a mans anus and has died and started to decompose somewhat resembling golem

"Bro i cannot believe you have an ass golem"

by Clifford the big red asshole June 17, 2020

snow golem

One of the best Minecraft mobs.

"I just spawned in a snow golem, its crazy how accurate they are to real life." "Yeah they really are the coolest."

by notasnowgolem October 27, 2021

iron golem farm

inhumane.
but useful!

person 1: im gonna build an iron golem farm!
person 2: you sicken me, ill only forgive you if you give me have of the iron it produces for as long as it Is built
person 1: you disgust me

by stopbeingnosy July 5, 2022

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

Copper golem

A mob that Mojang may add in the future, just like the iceologer. With it will come copper buttons and statues when they freeze up from oxidation. Mojang will press buttons randomly, but I hope that they will activate redstone when mobs are near. This will be great for automatic base defense systems.

The Allay and the copper golem are friends

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021

rX_Golem

Hidden ruler of ABS, with the mental capacity of every 9 yeard old in the planet, which averages out to 2.

Noun: rX_Golem is super hot
Verb: I just rX_Golem'd the shit out of my wife.
Both: rX_Golmed'd Is What I just did to a baby.

by JJ October 6, 2004