if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

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an expression meaning "I'm about to cum!" Originates from a metaphorical Thanksgiving dinner, where the 'plate' is loaded down with turkey, ham, stuffing, corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, etc. However the gravy is substituted with human semen about to be spread across the mashed potatoes.

Derrick: "Dude look! You can see Tiffany's G-string through her yoga pants!"
Blake: "OMG dude! Get the Plate!"

by PCHSxc December 3, 2016

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get the hell out of dodge

To leave somewhere immediately, to evacuate or scram.

"Get the hell out of Dodge" is a reference to Dodge City, Kansas, which was a favorite location for westerns in the early to mid 20th century. Most memorably, the phrase was made famous by the TV show "Gunsmoke," in which villians were often commanded to "get the hell out of Dodge." The phrase took on its current meaning in the 1960s and 70s when teenagers began to use it in its current form.

Awesome. We're done here, so lets get the hell out of dodge!

by B. Nooni December 16, 2005

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