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The Gesund-tight

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Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
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jerk off gesture

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When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.

1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.

Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.

For Example:

1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
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Gesek

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The act of borrowing any object from a friend with no intention of ever giving it back.
Hey what happened to all of your music CDs? Mike came over and Geseked them.

Hey Chris has a lot of DVDs lets go over and Gesek them!
by AG38205 January 18, 2013
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One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020
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Gesture Textbook

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Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by kpop happening May 10, 2021
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geseki

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It is a korean swear word meaning son of a bitch. Ge means dog and seki means child. However, you can't literally translate it into english and say YOU DOG CHILD because that doesn't sound like a fucking swear word. The implied meaning is son of a bitch.
John: Hi Arthur.
Arthur: Eat shit, Geseki.
by prinka November 23, 2016
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A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )
Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland
by Nagelneuer benzer June 19, 2020
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