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Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.
Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.
Related Words

fat garter 

a person that is obese.
Roxy: yo did you see that crazy Johnny Vegas on telly last night?
Harriet:Yeh sure did, he is one crazy fat garter.
fat garter by harriet April 15, 2004
hey, u done a gurtej again
Gurtej by sumeet April 24, 2004
noun
someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games
Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh
gurtegh by heyyyyyyyyyyyy1 July 6, 2005
Someone or something that cannot meet a deadline
Can also be referred to as Deadline Boy
U've done a Gurtej

or

Gurtej why is your work in late?
Gurtej by Naddem Naz June 30, 2004

gartender 

A non-black woman or girl who has sex with black men.
"Wow, Jennifer has spend spending a lot of time at the basketball games."

"I know, she's really become quite the gartender"
gartender by Lashawn December 8, 2006