FUTB

acronym for Fingers Up The Butt. Often used when listing services offered by a sex worker.

She offers anal play, including FUTB.

by KCrash January 24, 2010

Fukboy

"A ‘fukboy’ is a man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps not even like them at all. The Rico Suave ones, will ask you what are your looking for the next day. Then tries to call you clingy, even when that's not the case.” Get in the boat with the rest of the Ratchets!

I wasn't dumb I could see straight through his fukboy intentions!

by MISSK1982 December 20, 2018

fukboi

Those boys that wear Nike socks just above the ankle, and try way too hard to pull a chick. (Usually by offering to take them to Starbucks to buy them a Pumpkin Spice Latte.)

Girl #1: "Ugh, Jessica, Ben texted me todaaay.."

Girl #2: "Omg Nikki, why do you seem sad? HE'S HOT!!!"
Girl #1: "What the actual frick, Jess.. Haven't you noticed? BEN IS A FUKBOI."

*the second girls phone buzzes and she picks it up*
Girl #2: "W-What the fuck, Ben just texted me too.. Asking me to meet him at Starbucks tonight so he can buy me a PSL.."
Girl #1:"He said that to me too, just ignore him. Fucking fukbois *rolls eyes*"
Girl #2: "Yeah heheh.. Fukbois.."

LATER, Girl#2 decides to meet with fukboi Ben, and notices that she came an hour early, but Ben was already there.

Girl #2: "Hey Beeeen.. (;"
Ben: *stutters but tries to seem cool* u-uhh.. Hey .. Courtney.. ?"
Girl#2: " It's Jessica. *eye roll and smile*
Ben: *still stuttering* oh yeah. Uhm, yo-youre early? Heheh.. *gulp*
Girl #2: "yeah, sorry about the mix up, I-"

GIRL NUMBER ONE WALKS OUT FROM THE STARBUCKS BATHROOM TO GO BACK TO BEN. BUT THEN SHE SEES GIRL #2?!?!? SHE CAME?!?!! THEY FIGHT ABOUT TELLING EACHOTHER NOT TO COME, AND THEY BOTH DEFEND THEMSELVES BY SAYING THEY BOTH JUST WANTED A FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. THEY NOW HATE EACHOTHER, AND BEN IS STILL A FUKBOI TRYING TO PULL GIRLS WITH PSL'S. THE END.

by DynamicObserver December 26, 2015

Fugboi

Gay southern young man who likes trucks “squatted” and has cb antennas with tennis balls attached. The number of tennis balls indicates the number of homosexual experiences he has had.

He must be a fugboi.

by Curb view March 2, 2021

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

fuzboo

Fuzboo is sweetest and coolest person xem is on tiktok and their user name is fuzboo. And just like I said he is very very swag.

-Hey who is fuzboo?

-god.

by .shuppet September 3, 2021

Fuzboo

Fuzboo is the coolest person ever. Crown is an amazing moot and should be your favorite moot 🤬 if you hate fuzboo keep that to yourself that shit is embarrassing 🤨

1.Have u heard of fuzboo?
2.Ofc i have hes my moot
1.Lucky 😞

by Beeduoenjoyer September 4, 2021