fursona non grata

An unacceptable or unwelcome furry individual at a given event.

1. Dude, that guy jumped on stage in a stolen fursuit, screamed into the mic that the CIA was after him, and punched the Guest of Honor in the dick. He's Fursona non grata now at a bunch of cons. You'll never see him again.
2. That guy tweeted a bunch of bullshit nonsense about the con staff and was permabanned. Total Fursona non grata. Kthxbai.

by Illumiknotty January 17, 2018

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007

furson

A pet regarded as a member of the family - like a person, but with fur.

Lizzie had a birthday party for her dog last November - she treats her like a "furson".

by cohiba1200 October 23, 2005

Futon World

A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.

Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.

by stratfx300 September 25, 2007

furtenwechter

A bag of leg hair, often used for ritualistic purposes.

"Jim, I need a furtenwechter. Can you supply one?"

by Blitzkriega177 November 8, 2017

fursonar

It's a gaydar, but for furries.

"How do you know, that person is a furry"
"I've got fursonar"

by anonymous April 15, 2019

Thug Futon

Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.

Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?

Yo this is my Thug Futon.

by Da man Bo Jengles January 2, 2012