Formentano

Typically a marvelously beautiful young lady who has the innate ability to attract the most dominant males even though they may be home schooled.

"Did you see that girl with that stud? Yea, she's a total Formentano."

by John Formentino August 28, 2012

fermentation freak

A person who stores the cum of the last guy she gave head to and mixes it with soy sauce. After that it is usually accustomed to serve it with your favourite Chinese dish and eat it on your birthday.

Happy birthday! I take it your a fermentation freak as-well?

by Adolf Hitler Senior January 22, 2016

Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

furgent

When something is fucking urgent. A level above "top urgent", and two levels above "quick-urgent". Commonly used in litigation.

We need to prepare a furgent response to this latest bullshit pleading.

by sh4d0w_d4nc3r November 30, 2016

formentera

The smallest of the four Balearic Islands, off the East coast of Spain, in the Mediterranean sea. Since the 1980s tourists crowding the island over the Summer season have become the main source of income for its inhabitants. Thus, both population and infrastructure have grown excessively. It was a truly magical piece of Earth until the late 20th century.

- I'll spend my Summer holiday in Ibiza this year!

- WTF?!?! You could spend it in Formentera instead!!

by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera

The perfect combination of land, vast skyes and pristine turquoise seas.

- What do you call the inhabitants of Formentera? Is it formenterians?
- I call them lucky bastards.

by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera

Cute little island off the coast of Spain. Peculiarly shaped, it has been described as the most perfect combination of land, sea and sky in existence. A haven of tranquility for the hippies in the 1960s and 70s, today it has become a tourist mecca during the Summer season.

- I'm off to Ibiza for my Summer break.
- Big mistake! Formentera is right beside it and SO much better!

by wassia July 20, 2018