fungible

1: (adj) Of goods or commodities; freely exchangeable for or replaceable by another of like nature or kind in the satisfaction of an obligation

2: (n) A commodity that is freely interchangeable with another in satisfying an obligation

3: (n)(Slang) Items which are simultaneously the product of fungal growth--typically bluish, small and phallic in appearance--and devilishly fun.

Hamish's enjoyment of the Roasted Mensch weekend was greatly amended by his liberal intake of fungibles.

by Evan M December 3, 2004

FunGasm

a term meaning expressing great joy to an orgasmic level.

"Oh....my....god...that snickers was FunGasmic"
"*laugh* don't go have a fungasm over it..."

by Dakotah March 12, 2008

super fungasm

Getting a blumpkin (receiving head while taking a shit), then placing a tray table over the person giving you head and start eating your favorite meal. Before hand run a t.v up to the bathroom and a cable line and do all of this while watching the super bowl.

"I heard Joe died, what happened?"
"He was having super fungasm when the lions won the super bowl and his soul exploded"

by Moejorsi September 30, 2008

funsailed

The word funsailed incorporates all states of being and all parts of matter in the physical and or meta-physical planes of existence

Funsailed has changed my life for the better

by Ali Yousef January 21, 2005

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

fungal fever

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.

Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."

by FeelMyHandsome February 18, 2014

fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018