human funded

When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.

I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.

by cjhenderson87 July 15, 2010

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

Fluke Fund

A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.

"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."

by RBKC34 June 18, 2012

The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.

Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!

by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022

Girlfriend Fund

noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself

"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"

"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"

by Doublestuff March 26, 2013

Shrub Fund

A fledgling hedge fund

The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.

by Sax4 July 9, 2009

cum fund

The emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, sex dolls, toys, flesh lights, prostitutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. The fund shall be of a man or woman's greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why

Friend: hey bro I need to tap into my cum fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll

by Happy turd June 17, 2015