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fucktardinator

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fucktardinator - noun

When someone you know is loud and annoying and when you tell them to go away, they leave and say "I'll be back!"
Example: Johnny you're a fucktardinator; you're loud and annoying and will always be back.
by Mazerguru November 21, 2019
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Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

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A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.
I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.
by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020
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When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.
I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014
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fucktardastically

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a word u use when describing something really fucking retardedly anoying
the weather in canada is fucktardastically cold
by gofuck a monkey March 26, 2009
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Fucktardigan

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A contraction of Fucktard and Cardigan

Fucktard + cardigan = Fucktardigan

A person who is a complete stupid arsehole once he's wearing his beer jacket
Someone who swaps his beer jacket for a fucktardigan on leaving the bar. Those who seemingly lose all of his morals and reverted to being a child!

Someone who would not normally say boo to a goose but once drunk think it funny to run across the roof of a car or to piss through someone's letter box.
by Toxisaurus September 26, 2012
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Fucktardis

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To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.
The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.
by Surly Hincece September 28, 2017
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fucktardingly

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that guy is acting fucktardingly
by thythiccestboy October 26, 2017
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