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Fuckstrating

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.
by cowboytronic December 27, 2005
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fuckstruck

A condition a persons brain goes into when a certain person of the opposite sex in in near proximity. Outward signs are glasseyed, drooling and stuttering and making an general ass of ones self.
He was so fuckstruck he didn't see the bus that hit him.
by AlaskaMan1953 February 12, 2006
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fuckstress

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless
god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag
by dolly dagger March 30, 2003
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Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.
Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"
by Christos K December 24, 2006
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Fuckstreak

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011
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fuckstock

1.a qualitative measure of one's boinkability
2.a 'bot' or 'troll' on FC responsible for random postings of nonsequiturs, such as "kill yourself and fuck the body" and "I will drug you and fuck you"
your fuckstock is ass prone, nutcocker
by :boogiepika: June 16, 2003
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