fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

buck the fuckle up

derived from the phrase buckle up; used in more serious situations with stuborn people

you better buck the fuckle up before i make you

by hande October 23, 2004

fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 6, 2003

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

by kraiden December 9, 2017

fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.

I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.

by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012