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flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing
Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016
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Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!
by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018
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fecktastic

from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.
Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.
by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004
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Fuckletic

the act of being enthusiastically limber,aerobic, uninhibited, exerting, fully engaged in every sexual opportunity when with a partner.
Man that chick there is so fuckletic, she completely drained me tho other day, we went from missionary to upright 69 to reverse cowgirl to side saddle to deep stick to the leg glider with her ending up doggy and taking it in the face. Shes the champ!
by rhyynno March 22, 2011
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fuckristic

1. When a prediction about the future is actually bad, even if the person feels like it would be a good thing;

2. when a prediction is really bad
-I really think the next elections are going to be peaceful and for the greater good.
-Well, that's a fuckristic idea.
by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021
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Fuckatist

A individual that sides with no religion or anti-religion and just says fuck it all because it is easier than picking sides. They simply have their own beliefs and stick to them.
When asked what religion he was joe said he was a fuckatist because it was easier than picking sides and causing drama among his friends about religion.
by zeldafan678 November 22, 2009
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fuckstick

Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.
Dude, don't be a fuckstick!
by B-Mac! May 23, 2007
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