fuck a duck

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

fuck a duck

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

by rabbt December 22, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

Fucking the Duck

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

by K. Washington September 18, 2016

fuck a duck

I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"

1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)

by Thomas J. Stevens, FöÖk~äа°K, PDH-NicFury June 23, 2006

fuck a duck

Another way to tell someone to fuck off

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw your uncle scrooge,
bang bang an orangutan,
and your momma too.

by Tameron January 11, 2008