fruittella

A type of chewy sweet made with real fruit juice. It is popular with badmen giving it the reputation of being a badman sweet.

How you mean you don't have any fruittella man?

Why do you want bloody pruitellas?!

It's a badman Sweet you get me!?

by Dandoesn'thaveantlers April 19, 2011

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

by itsmemike February 20, 2009

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010

Frittered

Verb. The state of which an individual is extremely high on some form of mind altering substance but not outwardly displaying any sign of being completely burnt to others... until that individual attempts to make conversation or takes a stab at small talk...this attempt is not recieved well by others . At this point, people can make the correct judgement of that persons is throwed the f#ck off!! He seemed like he had his sh#t together until he openned his mouth and floods the room with ignorant and ill timed bits of nonsense that seemed to have no end. Thus he is frittered.

I couldnt tell lowell was frittered until he wouldnt shut the hell up talking all that irrelevant dumb sh#t.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 25, 2019

Fritter

Noun.
Genreal insult for someone making a fool of themselves or doing something embarrassing.

"You are such a fritter."

by PossumP April 30, 2010

Fruiter

"light in the loafers"

Whoa, that guy is a fruiter!

by Hank0001 June 2, 2004