freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!

Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.

by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013

Freshmen Fucker

A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.

Those dirty freshmen fuckers won’t leave any freshmen for the freshmen guys

by Freshmen Boy May 17, 2019

freshmen slander

when UNFAIR upperclassmen UNFAIRLY get mad at and hate the INNOCENT freshmen for NO REASON.

i will not sit still for this so called freshmen slander...

by theanonymouscantaloupe November 16, 2020

Freshmen Rodeo

A high school tradition where upper classmen use the rules of regular rodeo with the freshmen of the school. The upper classman stealthy approaches the freshman and jumps on their back and yells "FRESHMAN RODEO" (if this is not declared, you will not get credit). The point is to last an entire 8 seconds while they try to remove you. Makes for a great welcome to high school.

"See that stupid freshman over there?"
"yea"
"Watch this"
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"WOOOOOO FRESHMAN RODEO"
"Freshmen Rodeo!"

by thisguyfrommichigan October 16, 2008

Freshmen ass beatin

When your a freshmen and freshmen ass beater finds it necessary to hurt you in many ways

Todd just got a major freshmen ass beatin

by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018

freshmen 180

When freshmen realize there going the wrong way to class so they have to turn around

Freshman: Ight let's see "checks squduel " oh shit I'm going way "turns around"

Senior: oh shit look at that guy doing the freshmen 180 haha

by Acwee August 29, 2019

Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.

"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."

by Xaiteo September 29, 2020