Lent Freebie

The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception.

I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).

by MonDarc April 12, 2011

black girl freebie

What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.

Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.

by Butter Mike August 31, 2019

Raffle freebie

A freebie or giveaway from admins pocket or profit that one needs to pay to enter

Sometimes is free

Usually not

But that’s ok because it’s still called a freebie

Raffle bish - did you see the argument on yswe that it’s called a freebie when it’s not free

Me - well yeah. But it’s a raffle freebie ain’t it

by Raffle bish April 2, 2022

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014