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Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.
Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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freelancer

A gun for hire, they work for the person with the most money.

Or your mom when the rent is due.
person: Imma hire a freelancer artist
person 2: cool
by EXFUCKINGSPLOSIONS! June 10, 2019
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freelance writer 2.0

A freelance writer 2.0 is a highly evolved wordsmith that focuses on residual income. Like a freelance writer only without the queries: a freelance writer 2.0 writes for paid writing sites and earns income from page views or ad revenue.
A writer that writes solely for websites and earns income for the views or ad clicks (rather than the writing itself) is a freelance writer 2.0.
by Jessie Heekin December 23, 2008
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freelance boo

An individual who you engage in a steady sexual relationship without commitment.
When I get lonely, I call my freelance boo for comfort.
by Rated_R July 7, 2015
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business to freelancer

Business to freelancer, or B2F for short, is the exchange of products, services, or information between businesses and freelancers, rather than between businesses and consumers (B2C) or businesses to businesses (B2B).
Adopting a business to freelancer framework can be a great way for companies to improve their relationship with the freelancer community.
by Travel Creators Club October 11, 2023
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