javon forbes

a person that's a nice, loving, caring, straightforward, sexy, smart, faithful, truthful guy. this person has a lot of friends and a sharon by his side.

girl: who is that guy? he's so nice to everyone. guy: him? nah man, his a javon forbes.

by cross77 September 21, 2010

Dan Forbes

•The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6

Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”

by BUMSNIFFER6544 July 30, 2019

Lukee Forbes

Lukee Forbes, a successful graduate of the Compass Rose Collaborative, is a passionate community activist who is a leader in the police reform movement in his native Albany, NY. He is currently a mayoral candidate and actively campaigning for the November 2021 election. Additionally, in 2020, Lukee launched a new housing equality initiative with his business partner, Shelby Lemoine. Through this project, the team builds and remodels abandoned properties and converts them into affordable housing. The program also trains participants to become landlords.

“Lukee Forbes plans to save the world through his social reform efforts.”

by Pharaoh Hoaraph June 6, 2021

Forbes

A euphemism for a hard on used on most playgrounds.

Oh. Look at my husband. He's got a real forbes.

by Don Ready February 3, 2010

Forbes

1.To forbes or forbsing, a forbes. To maximize your time off by having children and taking maternity leave, using all sick days, vacation days, drawing pogey, and using whatever excuse you may drum up to acquire more sick days as fake medical conditions.

2.A forbes is a unlikeable person whom is a pain to work with, often complaining and bringing a negative vibe to the workplace, very counter productive- finds ways to work without working

She was forbsing her entire career. She is such a forbes.

by NobleAnon January 16, 2013

Forbes

Usually a very large, unattractive girl. Tends to refer to an extremly round, greasy, fat chick. Has no sense of fashion, lacking in the looks department and usually from the rural parts of the county (as in "hick gross"). Can be found frequenting in unfortunate bars and never ever has a boyfriend (unless he's just as nasty as she, and he always will be, forbes' don't get hot guys). They tend to cling onto whatever they can get (as in friends or loved ones), their usually very poor and usually dont relize how awful they are. If you see a forbes, do them a favor and put them in there place, let them know how fucked they are. When discussing a "forbes", one must always relize that there is no potential for change- born ugly, dieing ugly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit, did you see that nasty bitch?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunatly, Yes, what a fucking Forbes"

Girl A: "I just had a burger and fries, I gotta go work this fat off"
Girl B: "Crap, you better run an extra mile, you dont want to turn into a forbes, eeewwwww"

"I'm feeling so Forbes-y today, I gained 3 pounds!!!"

by **Baby~Girl** February 25, 2008

foybles

mistakes; business way of saying "oh boy, those are fuck ups"

There are a lot of foybles in my programming so I keep getting error messages.

by bikerchick October 8, 2003