found footage

Footage that fell off planet earth and then was found yrs later
Kinda like the Walter files

Eric:did you see the found footage of Elon eating a onion

Noi:No you fucking idiot it isn’t even real god

by Kaka so June 2, 2022

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

sissy-footing

Often colloquialized as "sissy-footin'", refers to the act of hanging around doing nothing.

Stop sissy-footing around and help me load this in the truck!

by Gremrat August 22, 2007

Power Footage

Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.

I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!

by corkvpn November 24, 2009

Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage

An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling his seed upon her bosom.

Last night I was Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage all over Natasha.

by Joseph Signet April 23, 2005

footage

noun describing marijuana or any other mind altering, concsious elevating drug that produces enhanced sensory reception. most commonly used in the phrase "sport that footage"

Damn dude, I'm sportin the footage. I heard that mofo, sport that shit.

by Rukus October 12, 2003

Footing your mouth

Putting your foot in your mouth, partially or as a whole.

I: What’s that in your mouth
C: My foot
I: Did you just fist your mouth
I: Oh no, you footing your mouth

by IXKD December 19, 2020