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april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.
by josjuhoo February 1, 2014
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ride on these fools

1. To put words into action.
2. To operate without restraint.
3. Retaliate or make an example of
I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!

We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014
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Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good
The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012
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Blastin' on fools

Shooting people. Firing guns at people, possibly in a drive-by shooting, or on foot.
Homie #1: I was blastin' on fools today! They came into the hood disrespecting, but they didnt know I was strapped!

Homie #2: If they were fools, then why you bother blastin' on 'em? Doesnt that make you a fool too?
by Carl Johnson August 30, 2005
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No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.
No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.
by Gnezz10 April 1, 2010
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April Fools

Its what today is
Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"
by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022
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