fomie

-An annoying person who thinks they are your homie, but in reality they are not.

-A person who pretends to be your homie, but on the real is using you for something and is not your homie.

Derives from the contraction of the words fake and homie.

Don keeps following me around, trying to hang with me and my crew. What a fomie!

Jose and I were hella tight for a week, but then he asked to borrow my credit card and he stole my identity and left the country. What a fomie!

by Radio Raheem August 2, 2006

Foobert

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

Fooleon

fü-lē-ōn)n: An Extremely Dumb or Foolish Person

origin: The D.M.V

p1: Have You Seen My Shirt I Can't Find It?
p2: That's Because You're Looking For It In The Fridge You Fooleon

by Mic Smizzy August 22, 2010

Tom Foolery

Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

Boy that old Elvis he does nothing but Tom Foolery anymore, I tell you what...

by Arngrim October 6, 2007

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

Foode

A foode is a foode nude/food pic. If your eating something delicious u must take foodes immediately, or else you'll get bad luck for the next 25 years and you'll go broke.

u eating fries, daaamn u betta send Ella a foode

by Foodlord September 28, 2015

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022