hop the fence

(For males) To take it out over the top of your pants, instead of through the zipper, esp when wearing bulky snowpants

Person 1: Man, I can't find the little guy under all these layers.

Person 2: Dude, just hop the fence.

by squishee89 March 13, 2010

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

by Guest September 6, 2005

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

burnt fence

The appearance of teeth that have not been taken care of for a long, long time.

"Your boss has teeth like a burnt fence"

by MeesterEd February 8, 2018

fence hopping

The act of hopping a fence or otherwise entering a property for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with pets and/or livestock.

The locals were disgusted when they discovered that Bob had been fence hopping.

by assmurderer July 25, 2010

spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

fence sitting

Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.

Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.

The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.

by JZ June 15, 2004