Fmp

another word for "shoe"

"Hey max l am about to go Fmp shopping."
"What does that mean?"
"it is another word for shoe, how did you not know that?"
"I have Lactose Intolerance"

Fmp by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

FMP

short for "from my perspective"

Fmp it was all their fault .

FMP by EM1N March 17, 2025

FMP

An acronym that shortens the phrase "for me personally." Similar to IMHO (in my humble opinion).

"Having blue skin isn't FMP" or "FMP as long as it's fluffy and friendly, I won't mind having it as a pet"

FMP by phoot July 8, 2025

FMPA 

abbreviation for "Found My Posterior Absent", which is the rated G version of the rated R abbrevition LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off)

Wayne told Connie a joke, but forgot the punchline!! FMPA!!

LMAO LMFAO

FMPA by FineDetail August 25, 2011

FMPL 

Fuck My Privileged Life.

A lot of people who use Fuck My Life (FML) to complain about a situation their facing are usually whining about really petty and small problems compared to the issues many people less fortunate than them have to face every day (i.e. how to get food, water, money, etc). FMPL is a way the speaker can acknowledge that he or she is complaining about a certain situation that is, compared to most people, not that bad.

You can use FMPL as a way to verbally remind yourself that your life isn't that bad/could be worse OR to remind someone else of the same thing.

backy: "I got into the University of Chicago and Boston University but I got a rejection letter from Yale. FMPL!"

Sydney: "I bought too much fruit last week, now it's rotting...FMPL!!!!"

Natasha: "Ugh! My parents REFUSE to buy me a new BMW, they say it's too expensive so they're gonna buy it USED! arrrg- FMLLLL!"
Katie: ...I think you mean FMPL...
Natasha: .....

FMPL by PeaceandFreedom December 4, 2010

fmpe 

acronym for "Fuck My Pathetic Existence".

Person 1: Yeh, our biology is due next period.
Person 2: Omfg, are you serious? Fmpe.

Mum: Honey, we're out of sprinkles.
Joe: FMPE!!

fmpe by clayerr:* July 16, 2010

Fmpwarm

“Fuck my pussy with a rake mom”, a term that mostly bottoms and lesbians know from the YouTube series “uhnnnn” with Trixie and Katya

I texted him “fmpwarm” and he understood what it meant so i already knew that he was a bottom.

Fmpwarm by Lolmickey_21 December 6, 2020