La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"

"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)

by Stretchierer March 24, 2010

Flurge

An aging female you do not want to have sex with.

Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles

by syrynxx September 14, 2008

flarlar

Adjective/noun. Something that is so random you can't come up with a word to describe it. Also used when you can't think of the correct adjective fast enough. Also used as an exclamation.

That test was SO FLARLAR!
FLARLAR! i forgot my keys!
I wish that FLARLAR would give us some candy.

by hooliemanana July 26, 2006

flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Flurgle

verb - To act or speak in a manner consistent with the onomatopoeic quality exuded by the very word; Flurgle.

Don't you hate it when you've just finished eating, and the person you're with decides to start talking to you? Namely, when they haven't quite emptied their mouth of the food they just chewed on, creating a "flurgle" sound with every-single-syllable they heave out..

by Strange Blue Objects August 12, 2006

flurj

First Lady U Regret Jizzing-over

Michelle Obama is hot, not like that flurj Laura Bush.

by Jaydawgz March 9, 2014

Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004