flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

flurch

an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint

Thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in Scotland for the weekend

by Thommy March 3, 2004

Flurch

The sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . Can also be used as a verb, to fluch.

I flurched in an exam today and it was so embarrassing.

Did you just fart?
No, it was only a flurch.

by Balderdashtic September 30, 2017

Flurch

When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.

First he flurched with me, then he barf'd on my shoe.

by ResonanceShifts May 20, 2018

Flurch

Flurching is the process of using your penis to flush the cum out of a womans vagina after ejaculating.

".. didn't want her to get pregnant so i flurched the cum out.."

by Fandango Mango April 21, 2008

Flurch

A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.

Flurch picked up the phone - "You rang-diddily?"

by Tom Parkinson September 19, 2003