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Dirty Fuentes

The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.
Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!
by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009
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Fuentes

A large defecation due to a gastrointestinal reaction to breast milk. Typically in babies but sometimes happens to cucked/live at home zoomers too.
Man I drank some of my wife’s breast milk by accident out of the fridge. It made me take an 8 lb. Fuentes. I feel like I can run 2 miles after that.
by Blurple Bear November 15, 2019
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Fuentes'ing

This is primarily done by asians or nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually wrap their arm around the females back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, without actually touching them.
Hey, check it out that Asian dude is Fuentes'ing that chick over there.
by dirtyd6767 January 12, 2012
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Fuentesing

Verb: to insist very loudly that you are white, while actually not being white, so you can be racist to people who aren’t white.
Yooo dude this guy on this podcast is ranting about how immigrants totally destroyed america but I just found out he’s Mexican. He’s Fuentesing so hard right now.
by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 9, 2021
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Fuentes Shooter

Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.
Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:

Where the target is going
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Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."
by Hym Iam December 21, 2024
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Kevin Fuentes

A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.
This person is so Kevin Fuentes.
by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
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Thicc Fuentes

Thicc Fuentes is a word that refers to Vic Fuentes, the frontman of the band Piece the Veil, having a phat ass. Fans commonly use this term as a nickname for Vic because his ass is so voluptuous that it makes every straight Christian homophobe that thinks emo culture is the devil want to spank it or even fuck it.
Person 1: "Damn Thicc Fuente's ass is so juicylicious"

Person 2 : "You're damn right it is."

Vic Fuentes: "Wow my ass is so thicc and phat that people call me Thicc Fuentes."
by thecrustyemo May 10, 2023
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