flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.

1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?

by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011

Flusterated

The perfect word for when you’re feeling simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

“Can you tell how flusterated I am right now?”

“I hate walking through big crowds of people, I get so flusterated.”

by Asaprissa October 29, 2018

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Flusterated

When your angry but also embarrased

My freind was flusterated when I asked her to make a sentence using flusterated in a sentence.

by Doughnuts69 June 19, 2020

Flusterated

When you are high and frustrated.

I was not mad before, I was just joking, but now i'm flusterated.
-CodeRedComputerGuy 2020

by NoahIsSrm October 27, 2020

Flusterbated

I.E. mad masterbation

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 1, 2020

Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.

Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop

by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021