flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.

for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.

by runn141 May 5, 2009

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009

flasian

Fat lazy asian

I work with a flasian electrician

by sparky08 August 16, 2014

Flasical

Something that is so outrageous and random that it almost seems as made up as this word

Joe: Hey did you know that trees are just giant hairy mushrooms?
Harry: What? No, you're being flasical
Joe: What?
Harry: That fact was more outrageous then that word I just made up

by Flasical Joe June 22, 2018

flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Flashdevil

a negrah who can hit dat shit like no other

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Flaid Out

Tis when a pupil of our everyday society becomes in love to all proportions. He or she is suddenly in love with everything or anything that moves. It is a major chillaxin period of time and can be induced by pure happiness.

The experience last tuesday was totally flaid out.

by Mr. Carl December 22, 2004