flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Flaccidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010