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Flannel

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.
by lwog January 25, 2015
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Flannel

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"
by Occult Aura December 29, 2009
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Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010
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sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.
“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”
by Soap taste good March 1, 2019
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flaite

a "flaite" is a person that it uses to be in the streets, like alcohol, enjoy partying, etc. its a person without any future.
-there was full of flaites in the party of anne!
- yeah i know, they are everywhere now!
- yeah that sucks

-a flaite tried to stole my purse!
- omg why there are so flaites in this country!
by fran..chile February 16, 2009
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flailer

a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
by omnisgnosis September 29, 2012
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Flaite

Flaite is a person who like to steal to people
they like to dress like snoopdog and hear bad music. They usually use a knife or a gun to get what they want. they like to think they are rich.
flaite: look what i got! a new rolex I just stole it from that guy
flaite2: nice! let sell it and smoke some weed
by cholga August 8, 2007
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