Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

flaccid trash talk

Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.

That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.

by ZenithGP July 24, 2016

Flaccid Renfrew

Taking a mirror selfie with a rondom on your flaccid jawn.

This chick wasn’t into to me until I sent her a Flaccid Renfrew.

by Brandle May 24, 2018

The Flaccid Patriot

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.

Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014

flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

by anotheralice May 29, 2018

Flacidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flaccid Beat

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013