Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.
fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.
epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.
Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.
epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.
Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.
by A Fish May 16, 2008
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1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish
1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish
Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-
Shannon: Epic Flail.
"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.
Shannon: Epic Flail.
"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.
by Time is a Lion January 20, 2009
Get the Epic Flail mug.1) To begin a, sometimes random and usually pointless task/project, with the full determination and intensity of perfection and completion. When high on crystal meth.
2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth
3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth
4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth
2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth
3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth
4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth
1a) He was flailing with duct-tape and made a pouch to hold Q-Tips in.
1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless)
2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder.
3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?"
"I was flailing....well it sort of turned into a side-flail"
4) I found a box full of random cords and started flailing through it looking for something that might come in handy.
1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless)
2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder.
3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?"
"I was flailing....well it sort of turned into a side-flail"
4) I found a box full of random cords and started flailing through it looking for something that might come in handy.
by Fez6911 May 28, 2010
Get the Flailing mug.a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
by omnisgnosis September 29, 2012
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because who should have the right too come aginst you,as a god of your self
because who should have the right too come aginst you,as a god of your self
flaaws of smoking,flaaws of people talking negative about people ect..this flaaw word is spelled with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w,it should be used senticed structuraly different than the word flaw with one a f-l-a-w
f-l-a-a-w,it should be used senticed structuraly different than the word flaw with one a f-l-a-w
by regardless devon victory October 30, 2008
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from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.
from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.
"Rob ran through the alleys digging through the dumpsters flailing the night away."
"Janna faliled her backpack in that alleyway over there!"
"Look at all those books, t-shirts and old newspapers, Devin has quite the pile of flail!"
"Janna faliled her backpack in that alleyway over there!"
"Look at all those books, t-shirts and old newspapers, Devin has quite the pile of flail!"
by Crusty Flailer June 27, 2007
Get the flail mug.Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.
Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"
Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
by phillyyy March 6, 2011
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