fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

fiberpunk

Like the literary terms 'cyberpunk' and 'steampunk' and especially punk music in the real world, the punk in 'fiberpunk' refers to the struggle for individuality, self-worth, and human identity in the often dehumanizing industrial and post-industrial world. Fiberpunk is an anti-boundary, anti-discrimination and anti-expectation approach to DIY fiber arts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc).

Fiberpunk is not about the way you dress or what music you listen to - it's about crafting with a vengeance out of anything you can get your hands on.

Morgan is so fiberpunk she spun yarn out of her cat's hair.

by Morale Fiber March 27, 2015

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011

fibergrass

Slang for some of the illest weed money can buy. Any thing passed off for fibergrass should be primo shit and fuck you up good. You have neen warned, it has been known to cover up deals of... Washington Heights Haze, Ak47, White Widdow, and White Rhino etc...

Yo i need sum ill shit wat you got?
Fibergrass is tha only thing i been stocking on shelves.

by The IceMan2000 July 16, 2008

fiber one bars

aka farter one bars .. eat these thing at your own risk .. the gas these thing will give you .. will scare small children kill small animal in your home.. peel the paint from your walls. and if you are out side they will cause birds to drop out of the sky... and will like get you a visit from the epa..

john: man what happened to your house

steve: i ate a box of fiber one bars .

john: damn !!! your house look like its been through a hurricane

steve : man you dont even want to know

by rip van stinkle January 15, 2012

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

carbon fiber

a lightweight material that is used on many race cars and tuner cars that has a black coulour to it

the saleen s7 has a complete carbon fiber body

by \/\/ /\ \/ [- January 8, 2005