big fimpin'

when a heavyset man tries to hit on a woman

Look at that dude big fimpin' on that chick.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

figgin muffins

you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly

"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"

by mer_smells_funny July 21, 2005

figgin

(1)about to do something
(2)about to go somewhere

What you figgin to do?
Where you figgin to go?

by Adrian Rivera November 10, 2008

fagpin

A politically incorrect word that defines a straight single woman who consistently hangs around with a homosexual man.

Example 1: "Are those two a couple? Or is the girl he's with single?"
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.

by Abraxas Romante January 10, 2009

Figging

To mess around with something sexual in a gay way.

"Stop figging with my dick James!"

by That.CHL.dino December 8, 2017

Figgin

When a person is so obnoxious, so outrageously mean, that you just wanna slap the shit outta em. They be Figgin, Fuckin ignorant!

Liz: OMG, i just wanna slap the shit outta dat ho, she be figgin!

by Jesse Hilton April 19, 2007

Figinova

Like Figgy Pudding, but altogether lighter.

"I am watching my waistline, so I think I shall have Figinova tonight, as opposed to its less carbohydrate-conscious equivalent, Figgy Pudding."

by Damien Pitts November 12, 2007