grin fuck

grin fuck (verb) - a sales technique in which the salesman smiles profusely while delivering bad news. Since 80% of human communication is based on body language alone, the simple deception of grin fucking is often enough to prevent the victim from fully conceptualizing the bad news until later, after they've already agreed to the deal.

Note: the best defense against grin fucking is to call attention to it by casually asking the salesman why they are smiling.

Salesman <while grin fucking the hell out of you> We had to order a part from overseas, so the invoice came in $500 over the original estimate.

You <after sipping your coffee>: Why are you smiling? That sounds like bad news to me.

Salesman <suddenly befuddled>: Oh... no reason. I guess I'm just in a good mood today.

You: Okay, well, since I never approved the additional costs, what discounts can you provide to bring us back closer to the original estimate?

by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 13, 2011

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Fuck this Dictionary

No, fuck you.

"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."

by Penis of Unfathomable Length February 2, 2013

immersive as fuck

Something you say when an already-immersive video game (such as Fallout 4 or Skyrim) becomes even more immersive as a result of a user-created modification. In order for a user-created modification to be considered immersive as fuck, they have to be lore friendly, somewhat realistic, and/or balanced (AKA not op).

Viewer: But is it immersive as fuck?
MXR: Well, the weapon is only obtainable after you complete a ridiculously hard quest. Not only that, but the ammunition for this weapon costs a fortune. This means that this mod is indeed immersive as fuck!

by EZPSych May 4, 2018

bitter fuck

To constantly be in a bitter, or negative, mood because of past experiences. Always pessimistic. Very Cynical pretending to be someone you’re not.

“Did you see Will last night?” “Yeah he has been such a bitter fuck ever since his girlfriend cheated and left him.”

by Basic941 January 28, 2018

fuck joe biden

I just want to see if Urban Dictionary is as corrupt as the media and big tech so I am trying to publish the exact same urban word that has already been published for a president that has done more for our country likely than anyone in history.

If fuck donald trump is an accepted word then fuck joe biden should also be included particular since he is a corrupt politician selling our countries soul to the Chinese.

by HonestRich December 9, 2020

Money-Fuck

When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.

Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?

No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.

by But Sects April 9, 2016