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Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007
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Nigga Fettucine

Sexy Nigga With much of the strength and can slurp a whole gallon of fettucine alfredo and stores it in his pussy pocket
Troy is a faggot because he doesn’t eat all of the fettucine like a nigga fettucine and he doesn’t store it in his pussy pocket because he is gay
by ThiccNiggerMidget April 8, 2019
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featuring

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way
And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!
by CamNi October 26, 2008
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fettuccine foreskin

This occurs when you are getting your dick sucked by a female while you are uncircumcised. While she is sucking your dick she throws up and her throw up goes underneath your foreskin. When you pull your foreskin back to clean it you see a creamy substance. This creamy substance is both smegma and throw up.
Oh my god bro, I was getting head from Olivia yesterday and I ended up getting fettuccine foreskin.
by swagmoney9876 December 4, 2021
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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.
Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"
by Masterbalian February 11, 2012
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feature creep

Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.

Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
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Fetterolf

the most kick ass last name in the history of the world. Usually for a person that's amazing.
woah, thats an amazing person.

yeah shes definitely a Fetterolf.
by autthebot. June 15, 2010
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