Feta Fugly

When a guy drops his paints and the stench of hoe slaps you in the face. Also known as cheese dick. Common association of this is found in any dive on a Friday night mackin' @ a small town local dive.

Yo' girl don't take that drink I herd he's got that Feta Fugly hiding in his pants.

by YourmomAcry$4UCheeseDck January 13, 2010

tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.

oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad

by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014

Feta

A polite way of saying bad words.

"FETA i just tripped and i think i sprained my ankle

by LaSwords January 8, 2017

Fetaing

When a girl has a yeast infection and a guy eats he out. And she has white discharge that looks like Feta cheese.

Remember Stacey who had the yeast infection? I heard she invited Sam over and totally feta'd him (fetaing)

by B&C666 July 29, 2019

Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.

David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?

by Lunchytable November 13, 2019

Feta

About to do something

I'm feta go to the store

by Yenvyme December 23, 2017

Feta

Similar to Meta
To unknowingly be so self referential

In a naively contradictory sort of way
Causing the emotion of cheese among spectators

(To be meta except doing it obliviously and naively)

My parent's were trying to educate me on their "superior" music taste, they proceeded to continue listening to Oasis, just 24 hours after declaring them the shittest band to emerge from Manchester.

How very Feta of them

Me: Can i have some Feta on my salad?
Waitress: *hands me a Btec version of Matty Healy*

by The Thesaurus-Rex May 21, 2020