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Fern
Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.
Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
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Fern is a boy (with a girls name!?), who is very quiet. He's mysterious and ominous in a way. His bad luck drove him down into a spiral of hopelessness and unrivaled rage against those who wrong him.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.