To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).
As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.
by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016
Get the FedEx Rule mug.This term comes from the world of MMORPG gaming, or more specifically World of Warcraft, the most famous of the genre. In these types of games players normally must complete quests to gain experience, money, items, or all three. Normally, a player would have to kill somebody, slaughter groups of monsters, or collect things for a quest giver, however in a fedex quest, all that you have to do to reap the rewards of the quest are to walk around and talk to people and possibly give them items. Players normally love these types of quests because they are essentially free xp and money.
Gamer Nerd 1: Man, you gotta get in on this Legend of Stalvan quest, I've killed like two people and I somehow have like 10000 xp from talking to people! I love fedex quests!
Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.
Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.
by mrah! May 31, 2006
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Someone who fucks people's moms. Repayment to the son usually consists of picking a package from the back of the truck. One might assume this is because his mom is always handling the FedEx Guy's package...
by Arcisez May 26, 2007
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by CruzanGabrielle August 1, 2014
Get the fedex baby mug.When you look at something and all you see is another thing inside of it, like the FedEx arrow in the logo.
by plasmasnake August 17, 2009
Get the FedEx Arrow mug.A game often played by pre-teens who have run out of pot and need to occupy themselves. First, all the Cardinals convene, then when a new Pope is chosen, white smoke billows out of the empty bong. The new Pope chooses his royal name (something to the effect of G-Money, or Pube XVI), and then his position is secured by placing an empty Fedex box on his head.
by JBo June 1, 2005
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“Man this is the 65th time I’ve seen a shitty FedEx Flight 80 video made by a cringy ass 8 year old on my shorts feed.”
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