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Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard
by John Antonelli November 9, 2004
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febreeze?

a fabric freshener/ household cleaner. now a slang word used as a substitute for the phrase "for real?". usually follows an interesting, previously unknown, or unbelievable statement.
:"yo, cuh, i just saw tupac up in that burger king we just passed!"

:"FEBREEZE? i knew he was still alive!"
by ricky kendall April 14, 2007
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febreeze

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?
by .:b-e-n:. August 3, 2007
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Febreeze Fairy

When your spraying febreeze in a sweeping motion over a room after smoking a joint.its like your spreading stardust,of smell.
joe had to be the febreeze fairy on the way out of my room cause he was the last one out after smoking a joint.
totally like that
by him sim domsa dophalus August 5, 2010
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febreezed

1) To make fresh and new something that has become, or IS stale and old.

2) To reinvent something that just doesn't work.
The Legend of Zelda series has become unoriginal and needs to be febreezed.

The health care system in the United States needs to be febreezed.
by Matt Cowan November 14, 2007
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Febreezay

"John, here's your test, congratulations, you got an A"
"YO MS JUDY, DAT SHIT IS FEBREEZAY!"
by johnnyson January 1, 2010
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febreezifix

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.
After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.
by jcustomcue February 28, 2013
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