1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.
2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.
3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.
3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.
2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010
Get the Farsting mug.Faustino a boy that is Smart and has a Great personality. He likes sports and he can have alot if friends. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Why is Faustino so funny
by Killer ghost May 2, 2018
Get the faustino mug.A period in which one, usually a yaoi fangirl, gives up yaoi or slash for one month. It is very helpful treatment for those without lives.
It started when Lii decided that her life had become way too centered around something that didn't accomplish anything, and gave it up. She was born a new woman.
The original and traditional period to fast is the month of October, starting on Bloody Sunday (the last Sunday in September) and ending on All-Slashers Day, which is Halloween. All-Slashers Day is not usually full of feasting and parties, for the transition of normal human being to rabid fangirl takes time.
Other months work also, depending on your events. October doesn't work well due to intense popularity of The Rocky Horror Picture Show during this month. Late Spring could be an option, but it hasn't been tested.
It started when Lii decided that her life had become way too centered around something that didn't accomplish anything, and gave it up. She was born a new woman.
The original and traditional period to fast is the month of October, starting on Bloody Sunday (the last Sunday in September) and ending on All-Slashers Day, which is Halloween. All-Slashers Day is not usually full of feasting and parties, for the transition of normal human being to rabid fangirl takes time.
Other months work also, depending on your events. October doesn't work well due to intense popularity of The Rocky Horror Picture Show during this month. Late Spring could be an option, but it hasn't been tested.
by Lii Yuki Pillows October 27, 2005
Get the slash fasting mug.Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.
Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.
by HannahHorton December 22, 2008
Get the Fauxting mug.Also: Usually .01 grams of crack or less. A German unit of measure equal to enough to field test and enough to turn in as evidence.
Officer D: "Hey can you field test some drugs for me?"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."
Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."
Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"
by Satin Latin June 19, 2010
Get the fousting mug.To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).
John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
Get the Facebook fasting mug.Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
by caljstac August 30, 2014
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