Fagutation

Adding a fag-like quality to something non-fag

Blake said he and Bobby had a yin-yang relationship. Jordan asked if he meant soul mates and then called him a fag.

Bobby told Jordan to stop adding fagutations to their relationship.

by The REAL Bobby Mack April 8, 2009

endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.

Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.

by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

by weave August 10, 2003

e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.

Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.

by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005

fagurbation

when a male gives himself oral sex.

richard simmons loves fagurbation.

by Skittish February 28, 2008