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fat

Supposedly excess weight that requires one to buy larger sizes of clothing and become a point of mockery and shame in social situations.

In women, a dress size of 10 and up is fat. In men, a beer belly exceeding to the point that one can't see ones' on feet is fat. In homosexual males, to live is to be fat.
Woman: Do you have this in a size 12?
Clerk: You'll have to go next door for something like that.
Woman: That's a plus sized women's store.
Clerk: I can't help it if you're fat.


Man, upon returning home from work: What's for dinner, honey?
Wife: I'm not making anything tonight.
Man: In that case, the guys and are I gonna go to a bar to watch the game.
Wife, incredulous: Another night of drinking? My God, you're getting so fat.


Homosexual male steps on to scale while at gym, reads "130" as his weight in pounds.
Homosexual male: God, I'm so fat.
by cegriffin June 20, 2005
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fat

a rude word to describe someone who is overweight.

every woman between the ages of 12-35 thinks they are fat and it's retarded.
DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THIN!
(size 0 teen) "EW OH MY GOD IM SO FAT!"

"does this make me look fat?"

"i just ate a pea. i'm so fat."
by heart of the ocean January 11, 2008
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Fat in

the result picking up a couple of larger sized person and taking them home. effectively its an orgy with fat people.like a love in but supersized.
i don't think my bed can support another fat in
by secret weasal December 9, 2010
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fat

Geez did you see that bitch? I just got an instant fat.
by Yakkiem September 29, 2004
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fatness

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.
davis is such a fatness
by brado9912 July 25, 2011
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Fat

A way to describe someone's weight. Or to insult someone
"She's so fat!"
by Marisol.R April 9, 2017
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fat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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