fatasacow

intr. v.
1. A term of endearment for jason chow because we all really love him and think that he is super cool and super smart and super hot and super.
2. Cool, smart, awesome, fantastic, like woah, like butter, nice hair.
3. A character with blue, spiky hair, an extremely small mouth that becomes ridiculously big when open, funky boots, and a small nose.
adj.
1. A xanga website.
2. A cult spearheaded by rodney goh and other students of herbert hoover middle school who made up the rhyme "jason chow fatasacow"
3. A cool name for kids who are phat.

I'm in love, she's fatasacow

I wish that I could be as fatasacow as he is!

by eric hsu January 4, 2004

Fatassed

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

Fatass

A person who is extremely overweight and won’t stop eating.

Jaron Schiowitz is a perfect example of someone who is fat. He is also a really big fatass.

by D’TRIO May 11, 2020

designated fatass

The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.

Who took the last cupcake?! *everyone looks at the largest person* Largest Person says: "Oh, so now i'm the designated fatass?!"

by Monroe 108 October 21, 2014

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003