flassing

1. To floss inbetween buttcheeks with a variety of different things.
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)

Robin enjoys flassing his mother with a gazebo.
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!

by larry says hi October 24, 2005

Flassing

To clean the crevice of someone's posterior with floss, spatula, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task.

Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

Fadassing

Random stealing of others food w/o there knowing then the eventual return of the carton or container in which the food was contained

Csoby Hayes is fadassing Triple fudge Ice cream, you fadass you.

by Winning December 9, 2008

fantassng

I being totally disregarding of downright perverted fantasising.

I can fantasise without having to resort to fatassng or fanatical fantassng for that matter off olfactory.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

fatassons

fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.

dude your not allowed to go to the mall by yourself? your family is such a bunch of fatassons.

by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009

Fantasying

The act of checking fantasy sports.

I am fantasying right now, I decided to start Peyton Manning over Tony Romo. I better win this week.

by C2daLail February 4, 2010