fatassons 

fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.

dude your not allowed to go to the mall by yourself? your family is such a bunch of fatassons.

fatassons by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

fatassish 

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action

Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish

fatassish by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009

fatassdon 

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

fatassdon by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

Fatassing It Up

Term used to define eating a large quantity of food during one meal or at a fast food joint/restaurant/buffet. It may even be used for when you're at home! Originally excavated by the Straight Up Squad.

Kevin and Luis are Fatassing It Up at Jerry's by eating two large pizzas.

Fatassing It Up by Young Killa Koala July 28, 2011

fatassjoshfart23milkassfour 

How to use the bathroom when your balls be itchin like a fatfartmilkfart23

I found a roach in my bathroom one day and I been like "hu hu, that's a funny rat" and then I shitted myself and it been like a fatassjoshfart23milkassfour

fatassjoshfart23milkassfour by BallFartAssDick December 5, 2018

Sneakeus Fatassious 

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

Sneakeus Fatassious by PB Project Room April 30, 2013