fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

fartpoop251

an amazing human being who should be the king and own earth.

"wow look at how cool fartpoop251 is!"

by -snort- April 11, 2021

fartpoop

poop and fart are now a people.

you fartpoop

by "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!" April 10, 2023

fartplopooh

A particular sound sequence made while taking a dump. The sequence is usually the resulting sound of a fart propelling the feces into the bowl thus making a "plop" sound followed by a surprised "ooh". It does not have to be in that particular order.

Chuck was taking a dump and I started laughing when I heard his fartplopooh.

by LPCmedia June 24, 2010

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.

by How Be February 14, 2017