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Fartalizer

Any food or drink that helps you grow farts. Foods that make one fart.
Your mother's beans are some of the best Fartalizer around, one bowl and I am farting all day long.
by Mike the tolerant one August 30, 2021
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Fragilized

When an Object or thing that was not Fragile in the beginning or from start has become easy to Break or can easily fall apart with a touch.
This book was in mint condition when we first bought it but over the years with the constant man handling and rough treatment from everybody it has become Fragilized.
by Kedø Nami September 3, 2021
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fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!
by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022
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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.
by nates small weiner August 11, 2010
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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.
*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 4, 2023
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