Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.
by Sam Stapleton November 8, 2008
Get the Fortified Ass Pack mug.Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.
Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.
Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
by Frankidunka September 9, 2011
Get the fortified wine mug.If you're a huuuge fan of Fergie's from bep and you try to copy her style and buy the same stuff you see her wearing, and freak out when you see her or the Peas on tv?... then you are Fergified!
- call articles of clothing 'Fergie pants' or 'Fergie hat'
- paint your nails black and insist it's not gothic, it's Fergie-ish
- wear bangles up to your elbows
- use the word 'Fergie-ish'
- rock Adidas!!!
- try to educate your family about Fergie or the Peas
- do your hair like Fergie's
- represent the LA fingers...even though you're not from LA...but from the East Coast
- copy her moves
- make those shirts she wears from pantyhose
- mix patterns/styles to create the ultimate look
- scraaaammme whenever you see Fergie on tv
- talk like Fergie
- wear heels with knee-highs
- want arched eyebrows
- relate everything to Fergie
- are willing to stand in line for 6 hours if it guarantees you a spot in the very front at a bep concert, so you can see Fergie upclose
- travel to a different city to see the Peas
- want to put dice on your Frankie B. jeans a la My Humps
-your mom is annoyed with ya always talking bout bep
If you answered 'yes' to most of these, you are officially FERGIFIED!
- paint your nails black and insist it's not gothic, it's Fergie-ish
- wear bangles up to your elbows
- use the word 'Fergie-ish'
- rock Adidas!!!
- try to educate your family about Fergie or the Peas
- do your hair like Fergie's
- represent the LA fingers...even though you're not from LA...but from the East Coast
- copy her moves
- make those shirts she wears from pantyhose
- mix patterns/styles to create the ultimate look
- scraaaammme whenever you see Fergie on tv
- talk like Fergie
- wear heels with knee-highs
- want arched eyebrows
- relate everything to Fergie
- are willing to stand in line for 6 hours if it guarantees you a spot in the very front at a bep concert, so you can see Fergie upclose
- travel to a different city to see the Peas
- want to put dice on your Frankie B. jeans a la My Humps
-your mom is annoyed with ya always talking bout bep
If you answered 'yes' to most of these, you are officially FERGIFIED!
by littlefergie July 16, 2008
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Get the fartiferous mug.County in South-Western Connecicut.
You know you're from Farifield when:
-You think Danbury is a city.
-You either drive an SUV or some kind of tricked-out Japanese import.
-You have to keep your dogs in at night because of the Coyotes.
-You ski/snowboard.
-You think everybody who lives north of New Milford is a hick.
-You are a pothead.
-You are scared of the Wilton police.
-You have to deal with sport-coat-wearing asshole New Yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives Fairfield would never think of looking at.
-You have go to New York State to buy alcohal.
-You get three times as much snow as New York City.
-You have an accessway.
-You've played mailbox baseball.
-You go camping.
-You see a therapist.
-Noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.
-You smoke Connecticut Pebble.
-There are Mexicans digging holes in your lawn.
-You're Irish.
-You know a guy in Norwalk that can get you a great deal.
-You listen to Dave Matthews.
-You're fake.
-You think Fairfield is boring and can't wait to get out, yet will defend it's reputation with your life.
You know you're from Farifield when:
-You think Danbury is a city.
-You either drive an SUV or some kind of tricked-out Japanese import.
-You have to keep your dogs in at night because of the Coyotes.
-You ski/snowboard.
-You think everybody who lives north of New Milford is a hick.
-You are a pothead.
-You are scared of the Wilton police.
-You have to deal with sport-coat-wearing asshole New Yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives Fairfield would never think of looking at.
-You have go to New York State to buy alcohal.
-You get three times as much snow as New York City.
-You have an accessway.
-You've played mailbox baseball.
-You go camping.
-You see a therapist.
-Noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.
-You smoke Connecticut Pebble.
-There are Mexicans digging holes in your lawn.
-You're Irish.
-You know a guy in Norwalk that can get you a great deal.
-You listen to Dave Matthews.
-You're fake.
-You think Fairfield is boring and can't wait to get out, yet will defend it's reputation with your life.
Yeah, I'm from Firfield.
by Roger Seamus Gilson April 11, 2005
Get the Farifield mug.Noun. An abomination to the English language. What assholes who think are smart use to make words plural. Done by using possessive form of a word as a plural.
Actual quote taken from Urban Dictionary: "Weeaboo's basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves" One of the many examples of falsified pluralism.
by Anonukeleletroll714 April 26, 2010
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